The Frozen Gnome 10K was a muddy, brutal challenge winding through Veteran Acres and Sterne’s Woods in Crystal Lake, Illinois. Organized by Ornery Mule Racing, the event followed days of heavy rainfall, leaving the trails muddy as hell. The race began and ended in a light snowfall, adding to the already harsh conditions. One runner stood at the front of the start line in a playful gnome costume topped with a red cone hat.
The course is rated Triple Black Diamond which means it’s exceptionally difficult. Runners could choose between a 50K ultra or the 10K, with the ultra athletes tackling a grueling 6.2-mile loop five times. Steep climbs and punishing descents defined the terrain. One infamous section, “Butt Slide Hill,” was so steep that runners had to descend while holding onto a rope.
The trail was highly technical, littered with roots, rocks, and fallen trees. Despite the frigid temperatures and relentless difficulty, the course delivered stunning scenery. A family of four deer sprinted across the trail just ten feet in front of me and another runner. Towering pine trees lined much of the route through the woods. As tough as the race was, the camaraderie among runners (common in the trail community) made the experience even more memorable. My brother Brian and I loved the suburban challenge, embracing every muddy mile. “When you sign up for the Frozen Gnome, you’re not committing to a casual run. With two inches of rain just days before and a mix of rain / snow on race day, it fully lived up to its reputation.” – Brian Doellman
DISTANCE: 10K
DATE: January 10, 2026
LOCATION: Crystal Lake, IL
PLACE: 21 out of 248
TEMPERATURE: 37°
TIME: 1:03:03
Race 2 – Lakefront 10 Miler
Chicago Area Runners Association is the largest running community in the city.CARA has more than 10,000 members, and ranks as the third-largest running club in the country.The Lakefront 10 Miler started back in 1978 making it the city’s second oldest race behind the Chicago Marathon.A portion of the event proceeds supports CARA’s mission, including funding hydration stations along the lakefront.These eight stations are open to all trail users throughout the summer months.The mostly flat course winded along scenic Lake Michigan. Bright sun & sandy shores gave the 900 runners an early taste of summer. A strong headwind over several miles made the run especially tough though. The highlight of the race was the climb over Cricket Hill at the end and finish on the Montrose track. I celebrated by downing a shot of pickle juice!
DISTANCE: 10 miles
DATE: April 12, 2026
LOCATION: Chicago, IL
TEMPERATURE: 65-70°
TIME: 1:19:26
PACE: 7:57 min/mi
Race 3 – Fight Hunger 10K
Last year, Donald Trump signed the so-called “Big Beautiful Bill,” cutting $1 billion from hunger programs.As of May 1st, new requirements for Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP) put about 150,000 Illinois residents at risk of losing benefits.The Northern Illinois Food Bank supplies pantries across 13 counties in northern Illinois with around 90 million meals distributed. They reach communities across the region through nearly 900 food pantries, soup kitchens, shelters, and local programs, all working to support neighbors facing food insecurity.Every dollar raised from this event went straight into that network.
My brother Brian and I arrived at Cantigny Park in Wheaton, Illinois with two intentions. First, to lend our support to the vital work of the Northern Illinois Food Bank. And second, to challenge ourselves: a sub-50-minute 10K for each of us. The course was two 3.1 mile loops around the grounds. There were 1,589 total participants for the 13th Annual Fight Hunger 10K, 5K, and 1-mile run presented by Aldi. Both Brian and I turned in strong performances, with him falling a mere 30 seconds shy of the mark. We capped off the post-race with the time-honored pairing of a hot dog and a cold beer.
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